The Road to Nowhere

7th February - 256 days to go

So after my last self-indulgent blog, I have decided to lighten up and get with the (training) programme…

To start, after my Biggest Loser/Excess Baggage/Woe Is Me moan about my starting weight…I can report that after weighing myself again a month later….I weigh exactly the same!!!  Exactly!!!  Go figure!

Thrusting that from my mind I can also report that my ancient treadly in back in the land of the living and is actually a very very comfortable ride.  OK, so it’s a little rusty and my bike rack is still on the back despite half a can of WD40 and smacking it with a hammer…but I hop on it and the years roll away taking me back the best part of 30 years….Gads.

The training plan has arrived from the GB  Tri-athlete responsible for beasting us, although I have to admit I have not been able to open my training programme on either my work computer or laptop  :o  But we have had an entertaining conversation on the phone and she nags me on FB and Twitter so there really is no let up.

Anyway, my most exciting bit of news this week (apart from Thursday being Settlement Day on the New House and a Midlife Purchase of a Red Convertible) the other purchase was an exercise bike!

Now I can’t use the ‘it’s too hot, too windy, too dark, too sunny, can’t be arsed’ excuse any more…I can do the two things I should be doing at the same time….watch TV AND ride a bike!  Now if I could only figure out how to lie on the sofa at the same time...

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Jenjer x

Comments

  1. Anonymous8 February 2012 at 13:56

    You can't open the programme.....?!.... Hummm and this has taken you 10days to fess up to?!!.... And do not weigh yourself but measure yourself; chest, belly button and around your arse!.... Just a suggestion but you may find that a better incentive as your weight may go up when you start to exercise ....

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